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Wasting my time

July 23rd, 2009 Randy No comments

Well, I seem to have been wasting a bit of time, lately. The last couple of days, I’ve been updating title blocks on ancient drawings here at work. Ugh. Nightmare. So, I’m stopping that, because I’ve got better stuff to do.

Then, I’ve been wasting personal time reading the blog: Stuff Christians Like. Frankly, I think the author’s writing style and mine are fairly similar. And he’s hilarious. Really. Of course, I could try to convince you that I’m right, but you won’t really believe me until you click on that link and find out for yourself. If you don’t like his latest one, something about Amy Grant, click on the link to the right that says something like “Full List of SCL.” Read a few of those. Trust me, you’ll like ‘em. And, if you don’t, …. um, we’ll figure that out later.

Also, as always, I’ve been spending a little bit of time on twitter, which is always fun.

Finally, I’ve probably spent more time than is advisable watching movies and TV. That, my friends, is a true waste of time. So, I’m going to quit wasting time now and do something productive.

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Last Night

July 20th, 2009 Randy 1 comment

Gracie’s still not feeling well, even after finishing a course of antibiotics to rid her of intestinal parasites. And, the proof was left on our bedroom carpet last night around 2:30. Ugh. I’ll spare you the details, but it’s made for a long day. Man, every time I have to get up in the middle of the night to take care of something, it totally messes up the rest of my week. I know, I know, some of you are saying, “Wait ’til you have kids.” Then, you proceed to elbow each other and chuckle. Well, I am looking forward to having kids some day, but we’ll just have to wait and see how well I handle the screaming-baby-induced sleep deprivation that comes along with the wee lil’ Hemingway. :)

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A Theory or Just a Thought?

July 16th, 2009 Randy 1 comment

I was sitting here, minding my own business, and all of a sudden I sneezed really loud and really hard and it really hurt. My first thought-or-theory is that sneaky sneezes hurt more than normal sneezes, which tend to tickle your nose for a while before they come.

Anyway, that wasn’t my original thought-or-theory. My original thought-or-theory is that people don’t get involved in politics and pay attention to what’s coming in this country for one reason: it’s chock-full-o’-conflict. I, personally, hate conflict. I despise it. I do not like arguing with people. I do not like to debate. Mainly, this is because I’m terrible at it; but, also, I don’t like the extremely uncomfortable feeling that comes with telling people they’re wrong. I hate conflict, almost to a fault, because I would almost rather remove myself from an argument than try to impart truth to the other person. I don’t think I’m alone in this, either. Generally, I don’t think people like to argue and debate. Some people do and that’s good for them, but I don’t think most people do. 

Now, what is politics? What does it mean to get involved in the political process? It means you’ll have to stand up for what you believe in. You’ll have to express an opinion on certain topics. You’ll have to be part of a debate. And that is why I think most people don’t bother getting involved in politics. They just want to go about their lives, do what they want, have a good time with their friends, make some money, have a family, etc. People don’t want to bother other people, because they don’t want to be bothered themselves. If that describes you, please raise your hand, and I’m raising my hand with you. I see those armpits, you may put them down. What that leads to is a willing ignorance. If I don’t know what you’re doing, you don’t need to know what I’m doing.

I think many people in society today have thought, “Well, I’m just going to live my life, vote the way I want, and the government will take care of itself.” I’ve thought that; maybe not in those terms, exactly, but along those lines. After all, I’m just me. What can they do that’ll affect me? I was willingly ignorant of the fact that the government, the one that I said will take care of itself, is actually my government. I was willingly ignorant of the fact that it is my responsibility to have an opinion and let my representatives hear about it. I was willingly ignorant of the fact that my representatives work for me.

So, obviously, I’ve had a little change of heart, or I wouldn’t be writing this. What happened? What made me wake up? What made me realize that I can have an impact on this country’s future? Well, for one thing, President Obama was elected. That didn’t really seem to be too big of a deal to me, at the time. Then, he started moving. Fast. That sent up a red flag in my mind. Why is he moving so fast? Why is he pushing so much through Congress? It made me suspicious, but I still didn’t think too much about it. I knew he was a liberal. I knew he had a big ol’ liberal agenda he was trying to accomplish. Even when the stimulus package was passed, I didn’t pay attention. In my head, I knew the country would have to spend the next gobzillion years paying that off; but, when in my life, has this country not been trillions of dollars in debt? My brother even told me some of the crazy stuff that was in that stimulus bill. By the way, if you didn’t know, my brother’s running for Congress for the 2nd district of NH (andrewhemingway.com). Anyway, so, when I heard about this Waxman-Markey bill (a.k.a., cap & trade, cap & tax, blatant eco-idiocy), I was intrigued. I didn’t know what it was about. So, I read a couple articles about it (note: the articles were from varying view-points) and I was shocked that something so drastic was trying to be shoved through Congress, while the media was minimizing it and the President was spreading outright lies about its effects on the economy. First, I got a little mad. How could something like this even be proposed? Then, I thought, “I’ve got to do something. I cannot stand by and let something like this go through without having done …. something!” And that was the first time I contacted my Congressman. I didn’t even know who my Congressman was. It’s sad, really, how utterly disconnected I’ve been from the political process — a process that’s supposed to revolve around me and you, the people.

That day, I realized that I am the average American, and I realized that the average American is willingly ignorant of what our government is becoming. To let my inner geek shine through for a moment, imagine this, the most tired of sci-fi plots: a wild-haired hermit of a scientist locks himself in a mansion high atop a craggy hill. In his shop, he builds the most elegant piece of machinery, the epoch of engineering, the holy grail of the scientific community: a robot that can learn. At first, the scientist has complete control over what’s happening. He shapes the learning process that the robot goes through. He knows exactly how the robot will respond, what it will do. However, over time, the scientist gets sloppy and lets some things slip that he knew could have disastrous results. Eventually, when he least expects it, the robot, the scientist’s creation, turns on the scientist and takes control for itself. The robot, gaining power, commands the scientist to spend his every waking hour feeding the robot faster and faster with more and more equipment that makes the robot stronger and stronger. What the robot doesn’t realize is that it needs the scientist in order to ensure its own existence. So, one day, the robot unwittingly drives the scientist to the point of exhaustion and, finally, death. Without the constant maintenance and care of the scientist, the robot begins to rust and decay and, eventually, crumbles under its own weight. The moral of the story is: the robot should have gone online and learned how to make itself into a self-replicating robot. No no no, I’m kidding. This is a flawed analogy, I admit, but this story has some correlation to what we have here in America.

We have the opportunity to build a government that will serve and protect us, but this government must be limited in its power. If it’s not, it will turn on us, the people. That’s why the Founding Fathers put the checks and balances of the Constitution in place. If we, the people, don’t demand that those checks and balances be kept in place, all we can expect is that the government will soon be running our lives. And, you know, when I hear people say, “The government will be running our lives sooner than you think!” I automatically want to roll my eyes and walk away. It’s not fun hearing that, or saying it. But I’m afraid it’s becoming more and more of a reality before our own eyes. Right now, there are so many issues being shoveled into Congress, and almost every one is an attack on the fundamental freedoms that you and I enjoy. What can one person do? Contact your representatives. Don’t know how? Google it. It’s really easy to find. What if they don’t listen? Well, at that point, I guess our next best option is to vote the bums out in 2010.

And this brings me to my final thought: what if we’re too late? What happens if our freedoms are irreparably hamstrung by the time November comes around? I don’t know. I honestly don’t know. What I do know, though, is that we can’t wait until 2010 to let our voices be heard. It seems like people all over the nation are starting to stand up and say, “This isn’t what we want!” Please, make your voice heard, too.

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Just have to tell you about this

July 6th, 2009 Randy 1 comment

I have a blog stats thingy that tells me how many people visit (or don’t visit) my blog and what they clicked on to get here and what search terms they used to find my blog and blah, blah, blah…. So, I checked the stats today and one of the search terms used to find my blog was, and I quote, “Candy dispenses when tail is lifted.” Hahahaha! I saw that while I’m here at work and I’m trying not to laugh out loud. Well, it’s true, you candy-pooping-animal-toy searcher, I have mentioned that there’s a moose here in the office that dispenses candy from its “hind-quarters.” I had a good reason for writing about this, and that reason is: it’s funny. Now, why in the world are you searching for it? :)

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Happy Independence Day!

July 3rd, 2009 Randy No comments

I hope you all have a great weekend and an enjoyable Independence Day! Don’t forget to remember the One to whom our Founding Fathers looked for wisdom and guidance as they were establishing a fledgling country that, as they’d hoped, would grow into a thriving beacon of hope and freedom for the world to follow. Also, don’t forget those men who were willing to pay the ultimate price to insure that the dreams of our forefathers would come to fruition. This country, indeed, has an incredibly vast and rich heritage for such a comparatively young country. For today, let’s reflect on what this country was born from, its incredible path to be a world super-power, what makes this country as great as it is, and what we can each do to strengthen this country.

We can have differences in opinion. We can even have political debates over our burgers and hot dogs. We can attend a Tea Party. We can attend our local church to praise the Lord for what He’s done for us. We can own property. We can drive our cars. We can, within the bounds of the law, do what we please, go where we want to, say what’s on our mind. That is the freedom our ancestors longed for. That is the liberty our young men died for. That is the independence we have this celebration for. May we all remember where we come from, who we are, and our responsibility to insure what this nation will be. Again, I hope you all have a wonderful Independence Day and that you take this day to celebrate, with your family and friends, this country, its origins, and its future.

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Our Anniversary

July 1st, 2009 Randy No comments

Well, this past week marked the third that my wife and I have enjoyed wedded bliss together. On Wednesday, we celebrated by grilling out and then going to The Melting Pot for dessert. I would definitely recommend going to The Melting Pot for dessert. For those who don’t know, The Melting Pot is a fondue restaurant. It’s pretty expensive…ok, it’s really expensive. We’ve eaten supper there a couple times for special occasions, but I don’t know if we will again. You’re really just paying for the experience. However, we will definitely be going back for dessert sometime. There’s several different types of chocolate fondue you can choose from and they are all excellent. Anyway, so we had a good time with that.

Then, this past weekend, we went up to Clarksville, MO, which is about 30 miles south of Hannibal. It’s really beautiful country out that way. We stayed at a B&B called Cedarcrest Manor. It’s the oldest B&B (original portion of the house built in 1842) in Missouri, and the lady who owns it did a phenomenal job renovating it. Everything was decorated with first class style. We stayed there Saturday night. Then, looked around some of the shops in Clarksville on Sunday morning and headed home in the afternoon. So, that’s the short version of our anniversary trip. I’d leave it at that, but some really interesting stuff happened while we were out and about.

The first thing that comes to mind happened on Sunday morning. The lady who owned the B&B also owned another one down the road and a restaurant/gift shop nearby. Included in the price of the room is breakfast at the restaurant. Saturday was wicked hot and humid, but there was a huge thunderstorm Saturday night and Sunday morning was beautifully cool and dry. So, when we showed up to the restaurant for breakfast, we wanted to sit outside to enjoy the weather. The restaurant had several table outside with umbrellas, so we went to one and tried to put the umbrella up. Big mistake. There was a crank on the pole, near the top of the table so Faith started turning it, but the umbrella wasn’t moving at all. So, I thought I’d just apply a little manly-force to it. Well, when I did, I guess I applied to much manly-force to it, because the umbrella didn’t budge, but something inside went SH-NAP! At this point, I figured out that applying manly-force was probably not a good idea.

After fiddling with the umbrella a bit, we found out the main pole was sh-napped in two. At this point, I was thinking, “Ok, we can go tell them we broke this umbrella and they’ll either forgive us or charge us for it….OR, we could make a run for the border. Hmmmm….” Well, common sense prevailed….and we made a dash for the border. The cops were on our tail the whole time and we even had to ram a couple humvees out of the way, but we made it. By the way, Cancun is beautiful this time of year.

Aaaactually, we just went inside and told one of the waiters about it, and she said it’d broken during the storm the night before. Whew! That was a close one.

Speaking of close ones, we got a little too close to a couple birds during the trip, too. In the course of the miles and miles of driving through the country that we did, we hit two birds. One was a blackbird that came out of nowhere and smashed into the windshield right in front of Faith. Unfortunately, he left a big smear on the windshield. Stupid bird. Then, we were driving alongside of one of the hundreds of hay-fields we drove by and this bird came flying across the road, just minding its own business. Unfortunately, its business ended up conflicting with the driver’s side of the hood of our car. The thing is, when it bounced off the front of the car, I yelled a little bit and ducked, as if it were a moose that was going to come smashing through the windshield.

Anyway, that’s about as crazy as our trip got. It was a lot of fun and relaxing, so our purpose was accomplished. Now, I’m looking forward to what we’re going to do and what small woodland creatures we’ll accidentally destroy next year for our anniversary.

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