Should food brands rhyme with suicidal bombers?
Out here in St. Louis, there’s a store called Aldi. Actually, they’re all over the place, but that’s beside the point. They sell discounted food and they have their own food brands and stuff. Well, one of their brand names is “Mama Cozzi.” I don’t know how that’s supposed to be pronounced, but to me it’s sounding a lot like kamikaze. I don’t know about you, but it’s kinda weirding me out.